Friday, December 18, 2009

12: Christmas Cheer

We thought for a christmas show, we'd actually record it BEFORE CHRISTMAS! we thought about recording it in another month, but what the hey! we got nothing better to do

our topics for this weeks podcast are:
- new years resolutions (donated by Butch)
- Best Excuses and
- What we want for christmas

we acknowledge that this show is definetly a bit of a ramble, but we need to catch you up on things were doing. Just call it an added bonus. Were aware that we didnt record anything for quite a long time, but we both have new jobs (YAY) so deal with it.

With a ramble about ghosts and then a ramble about vampires, we think this is our most paranormal show yet!

So have a merry christmas, a happy new year perhaps well see you NYE if not SEE YOU IN '10!

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

11: The Comeback

FINALLY! we're back people and better then ever. thats right i said better, it is possible to better perfection.

In this episode we discussed:

- our favourite qualities in a person
- stoopidest laws and
- 5 things we HATE about the heat.

Finally summer has swamped good ole melbourne long before its due and as semi-albions HELL YES WE HATE IT! But its good to be back. were sure your ear holes have missed our rants and such and we have missed all of you.

A lot has happened in the world since we went away. Which is why were bringing it back harder and possibly longer ;) then ever before.


Wednesday, September 23, 2009

10: awesome-tastic

Welcome to the belated 10th show! double digits woooo

recorded under a table with a live pal talk audience, elise just finishing an exam, and me with a beer. were visited by numerous animals who seem to like the dark warm places.

Topics for this week:

- Childhood memories
- Stupid things people say
- People we want to meet

with interaction with our audience and reduced echo we fell in love all over again, and i hope you did too

this will be our last show for a while, because were going on hiatus until we both finish uni! so itll be a couple of weeks, but when were back WELL BE BACK BABY!

so sit back, relax and enjoy our pleasent ramblings

Sunday, August 23, 2009

my awesomeness....

now allows you to click the heading of anything titled with the latest episode (ie. 1: the beginning or 9: hate fucking) and it takes you straight to the player and plays instantly, i know, how cool is that!

9: hate fucking

welcome back to PAUL JONES! i know the man you hate to love! which is why you dont, but we do, and he gets us into RRR so we like to put up with him :)

this weeks topics:
- which characters do you wish were real
- 5 people you want to punch in the face
- favourite pass times

me being flu like, lots of cute people walking in and out, lots of afros and bright clothing, what the hell else could make the podcast better?

but dont be fooled by the name of the show, we dont get down and dirty, unless you include the boob talk at the beginning of the show... ANYWAY we thoroughly enjoyed ourselves, the people in the studio over really enjoyed themselves, and so did the dog.... so we all enjoyed ourselves and i went home with a whole heap of new CDS

remember! email us at wed love to have some of your topic suggestions, makes my job a whole lot easier ;) and you get mentioned, so its a full circle people FULL CIRCLE

hope you enjoy it!

Monday, August 10, 2009

8: Reminiscent

can you say last minute much! our much awaited next episode has been hugely influenced and delayed by uni, so here it is! finally our eight show! with special guest: my cat misty, he doesnt say much but you can definetly hear his oh so sexy purrrrrring.

Well, if you cant get enough of our rants and tangents, i think this episode will change your mind completly, though we thoroughly enjoyed it, i wont say we dont get off topic, especially when i have my mental break.. i still have no idea what happened there. I dont think weve ever recorded a podcast later, or in an odder position in my life!

ANYWHO! our topics for this episode were:

- favourite school camps
- things we would buy if we had the money to (from the lovely Big M)
- top 5 super powers

I think the only thing that could have made this recording better would be if we had been pissed, but since we werent, you guys are all stuck with a sub-standard podcast! but remember, our sub-standardness is another mans fucking great, because my dear friends, our horrible is still awesome!

if by the end of the podcast, you still have no idea why we titled it the way we did, please make sure to email us your accound numbers to: (jks...)

one of the things i learnt about Elise in this is that, she'll get rid of her fear of hights before her fear of spiders... very very interesting...

ANYWAY! im off to find a purple pen, PEACE!

Friday, July 24, 2009

7: The Stephen Fry of Teachers

On this episode of the preferential treatment, we ramble on about hats.. why you may ask? BECAUSE ELISE BOUGHT AN AWESOME HAT! so we talked about it..

we discusssssssssssssed:

- short term goals for Winter (Butch)
- people you want to meeeeeeet
- celebrities whose death wouldn't move you to tears

thoroughly off topic and slightly hung over, this show is a barrel of laughs for people who laugh at anything and everything... why? cause Elise didn't laugh at my doppleganger joke! how roooooood!

Apologies for the gap between shows! we didnt mean to worry you or anything, i know we're the highlight of your week... all six of you! but we're back, and not yet too stressed out from uni!

hope you enjoy the show!

Jess and Elise

Monday, July 6, 2009

6: lordy lordy lordy

this weeks episode of the preferential treatment is a dip back into the days before guests! i still remember how excited we were when blake was on the show, and now how excited we were when we didnt have to look pretty for someone!

this is the 6th epsidoe which means that our probation period is done with! its all or nothing now! however having more time to fill means we had time to rant! which isnt always a good thing, but hey we had fun!

this weeks topics were:

- things you want to try but are too afraid to - from listener and hopefuly future guest Ed
- favourite books and
- things you hate but everyone loves

we discuss books, hats and politics, being unqualified to talk about 2 or the 3 subjects hopefully we offend someone!

we also didnt manage to drop the C word this week so feel free to let your kids listen!

hope you enjoy it!

love Jess, Elise and Sammy Pants

Tuesday, June 30, 2009


Hold the phone guys! due to us being busy this week i dont think there will be an episode... were not too sure yet but dont hold onto youre hats!

Thursday, June 25, 2009

5: fuck nick starr

this weeks episode was recorded at RRR studios, and wow was me and elise excited. i dont think ive ever giggled so much in the first 10 minutes after we put the head phones on, yes i am aware that it is sad, but fuck was it fun!

this weeks guest was the reason we were able to get into the studios, mr paul jones, the same guy who made our sound better on our normal recording, and we did go over time from the normal time, but it really was good fun.

this weeks topics
- top 5 fears
- top 5 live performances (paul's own) and
- favourite things about Australia (adapted from the godfather)

our sound will never be more awesome, so make sure you listen to this one, however, if we get enough good feed back about it then we might have paul on again in a couple of weeks...

love you all chickens!

Monday, June 22, 2009

tomorrows show..

shall be recorded somewhere special! so were really excited, also the lovely man who fixed our sound, mr paul jones shall be the guest, so make sure you catch it!

topics have been discussed, emails sent it should be a ring ding of a show.. in theory

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

4: Pimps and quarantine

The forth episode of the Preferential Treatment features some of melbourne's greatest comic genius, or at least thats what his mum says... todays guest was Mr. Fox Klein soon to be Mr. Fox Klein of LA, hes leaving us to join the world of the plastic, ladies, look out!

todays topics were:
- Top 5 places to visit - courtesy of mr brainalt from the KATG forums
- Top 5 ideal occupations and
- top 5 favourite drinks

we also had a special bonus round which will only be released to our favourite listeners, Fox's top 3 movies.

a barrel of laughs and not so subtle inuendo, make this podcast the thing it is.. no more description needed.

(elise says: "i think we hit the limit on cunt", my thought: there's a limit on cunt?)

so enjoy the latest ramblings from our mouths through the fantastical world of the interwebs and out both your ears!

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

next episode...

Next episode will be recorded on Thursday, with guest Fox Klein, melbourne comedian and sometimes hes funny!

there will be some thank yous and a rescinding during the ep!

Friday, June 12, 2009

3: time and again

On this episode of the Preferential Treatment we introduce the fabulous blake! my best friend since primary school.

we discuss:
favourite comedians
favourite foods and
things you never leave home without!

In this episode we discovered that dane cook is an actor, julia morris should be an american comic and we want to be adopted by Stephen Fry

its all very interesting, and wow did we suffer from deja vu! alongside a fantastic risotto which is resonating amongst us as we speak (Elise says: im actually talking about your fart) so hope you enjoy this episode of the preferential treatment.

please note: we do realise that we have done fav foods before, but we thought it would be good to do with sound

todays question: do feet have pores?

remember if you want to suggest any ideas for the preferential treatment, please email us at

tanks love jess

Thursday, June 11, 2009

2 tings...

tomorrows episode shall have better sound, and it will be recorded with myself, elise and my best friend blake as our first guest. were recording it at my 'crib' so i dont want none of you weirdos pulling any of that numbers shit and finding out where i live!

second thing, anyone who listens to us, should also listen to the perfect 10, not only do they have awesome sound but theyre quite amusing.. at times... which is a lie, i almost fucked up my knitting twice during the last episode. so listen to them theyre really good, and quite good looking the pair of them....

Monday, June 8, 2009

2: fatigue KILLS!

welcome to episode 2 of the Preferential Treatment, in this episode we talk about OCD things we do, songs that make us cringe and people we'd like to have over to dinner with us.

Please note, i do realise that there have been a few changes: there are 3 topics instead of 5, we arent drunk, were tired and not so fun

things that havent changed: our shitty sound!

but the sound thing has been taken care of and next episode you should be able to hear our lovely lilting voices perfectly... with a little bit of sound interference i suppose...

ANYWAY! pleasent listening :)



im currently very excited because i managed to fix the microphone on the laptop, thanks to mr Paul Jones. So the episode after next which we will be recording sometime this week, WITH a special guest, shall have a LOT better sound.. hopefully...

ive been told the next ep has shit sound (i havent listened to it yet myself) but i shall be putting it up regardless!

rock on listeners!

Friday, June 5, 2009


You can now check us out on good ole iTunes! what can be easier then accessing our podcast the same way everyone in the whole world does? EH!?

so check it out, subscribe, the more people who subscribes, the happier ill be! this is where my face is :I and this is where i should be :) MAKE IT HAPPEN!

Wednesday, June 3, 2009


hey guys, thanks for everyone whose listened to the podcast, the second episode has been recorded and i (jessie) decided were going to try and put one out weekly.

one of the issues which has been brought to me, and i also noticed it myself when listening back, is that the sound is very low. were currently using the same mic, its a good mic, but thats why its faint. were going to start using a different recording program, so im hoping that that will make the sound a bit louder, but just so you know, try and ignore that :)

thanks again

love jess :)

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

contact us...

if you have any topics which you think might make a good list, feel free to email us at:

Saturday, May 30, 2009

1: the beginning

Our first podcast, recorded after a couple of beers and a lovely home made meal, which had wedges in it.. i dont remember what else.. but they were GOOD wedges!

Our topics:

Favourite Movies
Favourite Bands
What to do when zombies attack
we dont remember what the other two were, yes we're unprepared. deal with it!

please note we did change the name from Bad English to The Preferential Treatment


Welcome to the Preferential Treatment!

glad you found us, maybe now someone will love us!

if you've just stumbled upon us by chance, stick around therell be tea and biscuits in the foyer after the show*. Take the chance to listen to our podcast of irrelevant shit, hope you enjoy our musings, we think we're HILARIOUS!

For people who dont know us... which is basically everyone, our podcast is me (Jessie) and my friend Elise with three lists of five things. they can be any three things! as long as we can make lists out of them... remember, we dont have interns, so we do have to write the lists ourselves! Feel free to suggest any, we will be screening them, so all you pervs... will be most likely heard from.

two girls, 1 laptop, 5 things... what can be more intriguing other then our poor sound!